I was being nice before.

Look at the bolded part. This is what you don't seem to understand.

I'm guilty of copyright infringement, not theft. The fact you can't differentiate between these two is a terrible terrible face palm. Until you get that basic concept through your head, your going to continue looking like the village idiot.

No one stole a car, a more apt analogy would be you obtained plans for the car and built your own without permission.
No one walked into a restaurant and ordered food without paying, instead someone obtained the recipe and cooked their own version at home.
Get it now? It's a violation of intellectual property, not a theft of physical property. There is no physical property involved in copyright infringement.

Were your mother and father close relatives before they married?

Theft:
noun
1. the act of stealing; the wrongful taking and carrying away of the personal goods or property of another; larceny.
2. an instance of this.
3. Archaic . something stolen.

Steal:
noun
verb (used with object)
1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, especially secretly or by force: A pickpocket stole his watch.
2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.
3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He stole my girlfriend.
4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually followed by away, from, in, into, etc.): They stole the bicycle into the bedroom to surprise the child.
5. Baseball . (of a base runner) to gain (a base) without the help of a walk or batted ball, as by running to it during the delivery of a pitch.